Ruel

"It's almost midnight , wo wo YeAhh"
Ya Wassup bitch, come in da bus

3 words to describe his music: Alternative, soul, PoP
He has an amazing styles and likes bucket hats.

Okay no one gives a FLYING SHIT.

"Hi everybody, my name is Ruel Van Dijk and I'm going to play in a second"
-Ruel 2009

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"