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fan game

An amazing, albeit pointless and rather childish, competition occurring between two or more people, in which the players take turns attempting to convince the other players that their voice sounds different when spoken through a fan.

To qualify for this competition, the player must be highly inebriated on acid and weed, ecstasy, and/or trittles, and it is preferred that they have taken their chemical intoxicants in large enough doses that their mental and physical safety are in question by onlookers.

Gameplay consists of taking turns speaking into the fan and attempting to convince the listener that the fan modifies their voice by breaking the soundwaves. The listening player, just as well, must attempt to convince the talking player that the latter's voice is altered. Once the talking player becomes thuroughly convinced that the fan is breaking his voice up, they switch positions and, again, try to prove the same point to one another.

The match is won in either of 3 ways:
1. When a player becomes bored of the game and begins making figure eights in the air with the cherry of his cigarette.
2. When a player forgets what he was doing and walks off to admire the psychedelic waves flowing from the bathroom mirror.
3. When a player becomes so dissociated that he begins rambling incoherently about ink pens, skittles, and pallet jacks.

Holy shit! When me and Jehova were tripping severe balls last time, i think we played the fan game for almost an hour. I lost.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 05, 2007


517

a relatively small gang based in Lansing, Michigan; essentially, the Lansing small-town-version of the Mexican Mafia.

It is not a serious crime syndicate ((such as the Italian Mafia or Russian Bratva, LA-based gangs ("Crips" and "Bloods"), AVLN ("Vice Lords"), of Hong-Kong Triad Society)), but rather a small group of masquerading emulators known (and often prosecuted) for distribution of controlled substances, especially Marijuana.

the name is not five-hundred-seventeen, but rather five-one-seven, and is derived from the telephone area code for Lansing/Mid-Michigan.

the other day on my way home, i saw 3 mitsubishis pull up and about 20 asian mafia dudes jump out and whoop the ungodly fuck out of these 2 kids from the 517.

by Wild Drunken Bill September 04, 2007


Chuppie

Derogatory, racist term for a wealthy, upscale or otherwise arrogant, pompous person of far-east asian descent, typically natural-born business-class asian americans (as opposed to foreign born).

My neighbours are a bunch of chuppie bastards.

I sold a gram of some ream shitty scag to this dumb chuppy for €150.

by Wild Drunken Bill July 11, 2008


blurine

cloudy urine, such as the first piss right after plowing some broad or after a long night of getting really fucked up on some hardcore chemicals, such as lsd or trittles.

my blurine isn't supposed to have a green tinto to it like that.

by Wild Drunken Bill July 22, 2008


Freudian Trip

similar to a Freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking.

a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.

This is some good shit... Cheney started talking, and I saw me trying to squeeze out a huge loaf. Talk about having a freudian trip.

by Wild Drunken Bill July 11, 2008


Smigarette

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette

1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'

by Wild Drunken Bill July 11, 2008


jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000

Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 02, 2008