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Smigarette

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette

1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'

by Wild Drunken Bill July 11, 2008

86πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dr. Keforeskin

a humorous nickname applied to an uncircumcised man.

other nicknames for uncircumcised men are: rumple foreskin, jedi (the foreskin is strong with this one), and bruce lee (enter the foreskin, foreskin of fury)

i feel bad for ol' Dr. Keforeskin... poor bastard has to clean out his smegma every day.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007

91πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000

Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 2, 2008

58πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


fan game

An amazing, albeit pointless and rather childish, competition occurring between two or more people, in which the players take turns attempting to convince the other players that their voice sounds different when spoken through a fan.

To qualify for this competition, the player must be highly inebriated on acid and weed, ecstasy, and/or trittles, and it is preferred that they have taken their chemical intoxicants in large enough doses that their mental and physical safety are in question by onlookers.

Gameplay consists of taking turns speaking into the fan and attempting to convince the listener that the fan modifies their voice by breaking the soundwaves. The listening player, just as well, must attempt to convince the talking player that the latter's voice is altered. Once the talking player becomes thuroughly convinced that the fan is breaking his voice up, they switch positions and, again, try to prove the same point to one another.

The match is won in either of 3 ways:
1. When a player becomes bored of the game and begins making figure eights in the air with the cherry of his cigarette.
2. When a player forgets what he was doing and walks off to admire the psychedelic waves flowing from the bathroom mirror.
3. When a player becomes so dissociated that he begins rambling incoherently about ink pens, skittles, and pallet jacks.

Holy shit! When me and Jehova were tripping severe balls last time, i think we played the fan game for almost an hour. I lost.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 5, 2007

82πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


trittles

Ciricidin Cough & Cold Tablets, These are a highly potent dissociative legal drug that come in the form of small red tablets that resemble skittles. The term trittles comes from a person inebriated by this mind expanding agent, who slurred "I'm skipping on trittles."

I can't believe Uuuurrrkk always gets away with stealing trittles from walgreens

by Wild Drunken Bill April 26, 2007

156πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


picajew

a humorous nickname applied to a jewish friend, generally a short, husky one.

Picajew! long time no see, man... how the menorah hanging?

by Wild Drunken Bill September 22, 2007

78πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


SCB syndrome

SCB Syndrome, or Swiss Cheese Brain Syndrome, is the medical condition, caused by excessive intake of such a wide variety and extensive multitude of recreational drugs, whereby the victim's brain resembles Swiss Cheese.

The depth of the syndrom is generally measured by the diameter of the average sized hole or tunnel through the brain, and ranges from very small (just slightly large enough to fit a microdot within) to medium (just large enough to fit a large marijuana seed inside), to extreme (large enough to fit 1 or more trittles inside).

Wife: how could you forget our anniversary? it's on the same day as easter AND your birthday, for fuck's sake!

Husband: you know i have SCB syndrome... i forget these things. that reminds me... i have an appointment with Dr. Kocanweed

by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007

94πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž