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When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.
Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.
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The most annoying/passive aggressive text a person could send you.
you: *types very long paragraph explaining important shit*
person: kk
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When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs
You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.
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a channel that tis now cheesy but all 90's kids shall remember as "the shit"
not 90's smol child: DISNEY CHANNEL IS THE BEST EVER
90's kid: *sadness for smol child* they will never understand *sings along to best of both world while fan girling over Hilary Duff
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idk mean "I don't know" but really when teens use it it means there annoyed and are saying I don't know and I don't give a fuck. True story
Mom: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE TAPE IS
You: idk *sign annoyed*
Mom: ...
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bbq sauce... but mostly a way to describe how awesome/ great you or something are.
person who is hungry: how is your food ?
you: A1
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The greeting word you use when some has said "hey" but you don't want to say the same word so you say "hi" instead
a person you know: hey
you: *types hey* *then realizes that they've already said that* *slight panic* *erases hey from vocabulary* *thinks for 2 seconds* *plays it cool by typing "hi"* *waits couple minutes to send* *sends text* *thinks crisis is averted but knows that this will only keep happening* *cries inside* *question life choices* *walks out of room and talks to people* *act as if you good when really you know this dilemma could've gotten you killed* *sip drink*
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