Two pathetic tiddlywinks of cum
Gevy pooted a vinny down the stairwell as he longingly starred into the darkness contemplating why his life is so meaningless and disgusting.
Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.
Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.