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The act of mountaineering for the sole purpose of taking a duke on the summit.
Dude, do you want to go Dukeneering next weekend? We could do a little Hormeling on the way.
The magic spot on a cat that when scratched results in the cat lifting its ass in the air. The spot is located on the top of the tail just above the cats ass,.. where its tail meets the body.
The under side is the cats ass,.. don't scratch there. The blissful state only provides lift for a minute or so. Scratching longer may or may not work depending on how horney the cat is at the time.
Bro,.. hit that cats 'ass button' and it will take your picture!
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The act of consuming Hormel Chili Rice and Beans for the sole purpose of pooping cairns along the trail during a Dukeneering expedition. Duke should be in a triangular composition so it can be used for navigation.
Jim was too busy Hormeling to take in the views on the hike last week. His efforts were appreciated as the snow was deep on the return trip and those Hormel cairns sure saved the day.
A memo send out by the CEO of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. Memorectums usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. When reading the memorectum, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their rectum.
Lunchroom conversation: "Bro... did you get the memorectum Dick Head sent out today?... there's another round of paycuts and layoff next week."