Lebron James

A very tall, big cock and balls packaged but yet talented basketball player with a very VERY short hairline but has somehow restored it with most likely clay or play dough.

Ex: “Why can’t your dick be as big as lebron James? He’s got that packaged up right!”

Me: “You do realize he uses an oversized cup for his sport right?”

Ex: “LEBRON YOU FIGGIDY FIG FUCKER YOU!!!”