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When a man is being masturbated by a kangaroo
I got attacked by a kangaroo and it gave me a full Joey
When you jump of a high platform while fucking someone
So how did you die
Oh I had a yeet fuck
6👍 1👎
When you watch Dragon Ball while having anal
Oh my god he dragon balled me last night, it was so good
When you shove a raccoon up your asshole
Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life
3👍 3👎
When a women sucks on a mans penis while he has a condom on
I gave her a condom sandwich last night
When a women masturbates with a tree branch
Hey, I just had dirty groot