Soggy Quesadilla

When a man ejaculates on a tortilla, then processed to smack his woman in the face with it

“Brenda, why do you have a black eye?”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”

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Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”