pavement pancake

An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.

I don’t want to be the one to tell my daughter that ‘Miss Fluffy’ is now a pavement pancake.

screwbastard

An erratic and potentially unlikable person, someone with unpredictable and illogical behavior. a truncation of “screwy bastard”.

Why does the dog smell like gasoline?

That screwbastard Marcus thought gas would kill his ticks. Keep him away from animals.