638

The number of times the CIA has attempted to assassinate Fidel Castro.

"Did you know that the CIA has tried to kill Castro 638 times?"
"I didn't not know that, Bill."
"Yes, Jeff, they've even tried sending him explosive cigars and poisioning his wetsuit."
"That's incredible!"

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Mo Fo Hoes

When a Mo Fo is also a Hoe

Becky: "What did you just call me?"

Isaac: "Not a Mo Fo Hoe, that's for sure"

Mo Fo Hoes

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