reeceypoos

1)A sick man that looks like adam sandler/craig from big brother/jack podmore.
2)A specimin with extremely inflamed and elongated nipples.

"Oi reeceypoos."
"Yeah?"
"Put those inflamed, elongated nipples away man shit."
"Dick off, derkhead (Raises hands to chest in retarded motion)"

phalange

The derogative name for a vagina or pussy.

"Eurgh Rachel you have some crusty phalange. Put that shit away man"