Coon Brooming

The act of driving through a predominantly black neighbourhood (usually a ghetto) in a pick-up truck and beating African-American passers-by with a broom. This is particularly effective against negros on bicycles.

Raheem - Damn Jamal, those crackas look like they be coon brooming.
Jamal - Aw shit nigga, we better get outta here.

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Coon Shank

A homemade knife used for stabbing/shanking/generally deterring African-Americans.

Most are used as an insurance weapon, carried by white people in case they get jacked/jumped/beat-up/shot by a black person.

I used a pointy stick as a coon shank at that basketball game.

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Fantasy Baseball

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.

John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study

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Insurance Weapon

A weapon, usually a shank of some kind, carried without intention of use. They are carried in case a violet situation occurs and one would need a pointy object of some kind to defend oneself.

I carried my empty beer bottle with my downtown as an insurance weapon.

I keep my switchblade with me as an insurance weapon.

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