ketchup jerk

A hand job done with the thumb on the bottom of the shaft.

1. A discreet hand job.
2. Giving a hand job while looking away or covering one's face shamefully.
3. A hand job done out of obligation.
4. A rushed hand job.

A. Hey dude, your girl gave me a ketchup jerk under the table.

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MEG

Acronym for Most Embarrassing Guy/Girl.

Obnoxious, embarrassing, loud, annoying, over the top. Goon-like, a fool. Can be used to describe male and female.

Hey dude, did you see PJ last night? He was being a meg.

Stop drinking soo much because you turn into a meg when you're drunk.

Last night PJ was megging out.

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