Goat

Tall, skinny Portuguese kid with one giant nut, resulting from excessive consumption of fertilizer. After a night with Goat, a girl can hardly see straight, never mind stand up.

Person No. 1 "Did you see that kid?"
Person No. 2"That's not just any kid, that's Goat, he gets all the ladies."
Person No. 1 "bahhhhh"

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