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Paying an excessive amount of money.
Ethan was paying out the yin yang for his t steppin with Steven Segal last Saturday night. His vagina was hurting for days.
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A sexual position enjoyed by closeted homosexuals. It involves getting it from behind from two well hung twinks using only spit for lube, simultaneously enjoying it and getting red-faced embarrassed by how much you're enjoying it, all while pleading for them to stop but refusing to use your safe word.
Steve: How was last night?
Reginald: Absssolutely delightful! I was out all night and had a Cleveland Steamer and a Lindsey Graham! It. Was. Wonderful!
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A person of below average height, such as a midget, who enjoys having entire hands, or fists, inserted into their rectum, thus looking like a live puppet to any viewers.
She enjoyed having every man's hand from the local hockey team up her ass and being their meat puppet mascot.
He took his hand and jammed it up the meat puppet's ass. It looked like Kermit with blood and shit squirting everywhere.
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