penis

the best part of a man.
used to jerk off.
used for sucking and fucking.
it varies in size, the bigger the better.

"John has such a big penis."
"I sucked John's penis."
"I want a penis in my vagina."

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Perky puddn

The act of someone making vanilla pudding and mixing Percocet pain killers into the milk.

Damn there goes Chris again nodding off he must of ate to much of that perky puddn again.