hesitype

Hesitype is when you hesitate while typing a message, either text message or instant messenger. The person on the receiving end may see you actively typing but they never receive the message. It is often caused by lack of confidence in what to say.

She knew that I saw her text because she could see me hesitype a response.

hot lincoln

when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)

All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln