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Loyola

Loyola High School of Los Angeles is among the greatest high schools in this nation. We have gotten many championships in just about every sport. Our gridiron is a tremendous powerhouse and we are led by a great man and a respected man and friend of mine named Steve Grady. We won the national championship in 1975! Not only that, but our academics are outstanding. We average a 1400 SAT and have impecable GPAs. Anyone who doesn't like Loyola must either go to bastard schools like Mater Dei, Hart, Servite, and other Loyola wannabe schools in the Serra League.

Mater Dei Boy 1: Today Loyola came out and knocked our heads off.
Mater Dei Boy 2: I know. I might even have a concussion right now.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

375πŸ‘ 229πŸ‘Ž


cankles

when their isn't a seperation between an ankle and calf. ankle + calf = cankle

Sister Abby has cankles.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004

33πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 24, 2004

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Eagle Rock

A small yet delightfully tacky town in between Pasadena and Glendale. It is highly multicultural consisting of 50% phillipeanos, 30% mexicans,19% whites, and 1% of others. A common belief is that if you live below Eagle Rock Blvd., you live in the crappier part of Eagle Rock. There MAY be some truth to that.

Eagle Rock Elementary boy: I live below Eagle Rock Blvd. because it's the poorer part of town.
Rockdale Boy: This school is small therefore giving children that learn in smaller classrooms the benefit of the doubt.
St. Dominics kid: I go to a school with a 5 out of 10 point grade. We desperately need a better education and the teachers take over the glory of the kids who go to good schools. Our junior high math department sucks. Wait until high school to be enlightened.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

30πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

72πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


calo

A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.

El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

43πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


spain

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 21, 2004

2063πŸ‘ 550πŸ‘Ž