hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

19👍 5👎

ese

a latina girl's boyfriend sancho

Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!

20👍 62👎

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a series of designs to create a penis

a picture of a penis

20👍 88👎

flip

v.to turn things around and around

Please flip the pancake.

9👍 12👎

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.

butlerface cock blocked me.

3👍 8👎

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

12👍 40👎

japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

122👍 122👎