chinese fireball

A small, moist, yet meaty ball of fecies that fires out of the anus with deadly force. A chinese fireball is typically greasy, about half the size of the average human fist and has deadly accuracy. Typical symptoms include pre-shit bubble farts and a whistling sphincter effect. Approach with caution.

Dave, dude, I thought you had to take a shit. It's only been 40 seconds.

Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.

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