press ham

to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.

My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.

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talk to a man about a dog

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump

My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

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corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

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