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friendly fire

When you burp and you have a mask on so you smell it

Guy: *burps while wearing a mask*

Guy: Damn, friendly fire!

by William. January 18, 2021


Tristan

A skinny blond boy with glasses. He runs and is very fast. He also farts a lot and makes cringey jokes. Lowkey hot.

Tristan looked at me in the hall and I creamed my jeans.

by William. December 6, 2019

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Pizza Angel

1. The song from veggie tales

2. It will turn me on if a girl sang this song to me while we are both dressed as sexy delivery people....

Pizza Angel, please COME to me
Tomato SAUCE, and CHEESE so gooey
Pizza Angel, I'm ON MY KNEES
You're my number one PIE from SicILY!

by William. December 7, 2019