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I had an instant orgrasm when I saw Shrek and he reciprocated by sharing some of his green sticky with me. Yikes.
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N. Person or thing that is extremely lucky, and that luck just screwed you over. also see Negro-Summoner.
Rob: I think I'm gonna ask jenni out after school.
Jim: Dude, she just asked me out during 3rd period.
Rob: You fucking Suckmook.
When you're about to say son of a b****, but then your mom gives you a look.
I just stubbed my toe! Son of a beesting!
1. When a woman emits vaginal flatulence that defies the sound barrier.
2. "Hold your horses, Thunder Queefs." - Uncle Sherman on Thanksgiving when my friend wanted to run to have some dessert.
3. When you think there's a storm outside but it's some woman in your house queefin' up a storm!
Thunder queefs are a dangerous force known to man.
1. An Indian children's tv show
2. Synonym for m*****f*****
3. An acrobatic sex act where the male dresses as pizza delivery man and the woman dresses as a nurse. The woman does a handstand with her legs outstretched and on a wall while the man places his legs around her legs and positions himself to penetrate her. They then ululate with their mouths to express their orgasms, signifying a greater sexual connection. Bonus points if the Indian children's cartoon is on in the background and there is a licensed anesthesiologist fixing a lamp in the next room over.
1. I love Motu Patlu.
2. I'm Motu Patlu.
3. I like to Motu Patlu.
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When you burp and you have a mask on so you smell it
Guy: *burps while wearing a mask*
Guy: Damn, friendly fire!