wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human

Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?