dog leg

While having intense sex, you hike one leg and move it behind you.

Oh man, I was humping her so hard, I had to pull a dog leg to keep from missing the hole.

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Snowstorm on the Mountain Top

When someone (preferably the opposite sex) takes a mouthful of your load and spews it over your privates.

You walk into a chinese massage parlor and ask for the 'special' the receptionist asks, "So, you wanna Snowstorm on the Mountain Top?"

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