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ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
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When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.
Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
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