2 definitions in 1

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.

Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.

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fallout 3 sizes

height

adult:5'10" (147cm)
child:4'10" (178cm)

weight

adult male:165lb (75kg)
adult female:132lb (60kg)
child:88lb (40kg)

And that's their actual fallout 3 sizes.

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pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

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vagina

A lady's sexual part.

A vagina is used for sexual intercourse.

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pimping

another word for awesome, radical or cool.

pimping man, pimping.

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teacher's aide

A school assistant who supports teachers who need help and students who need to stay on task.

Teacher's aides are there to help.

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bullrush

A game where you have to run from one place to another, while trying to avoid being tackled by the person who's in, because the person who's in has to try and tackle the other players before they can get past him. Once you're tackled, you're in and you too have to tackle the other players before they can get past you.

Me and my friends played bullrush last night.

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