South Salem High School

A high school located in Salem, Oregon. Renowned for the excellent achievement at mediocrity.

The sports teams are often adept, with the exception of the volleyball team, comprised of girls who do nothing but yell really loudly.

South is well known for the food, which will probably kill you, and the student body, which might also kill you.

Especially when people walk around with uncapped drug needles and have sex on the bathroom floor without locking the door.

"Dude, did you see the boys bathroom? Someone wrote all over the walls in shit!"

"Dude, I know. Only at SSHS."

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"Dude, I just beat this kid up for nothing!"
"Only happens at South Salem High School."

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