dan butler

When you get really drunk and you think you’re about to cum, but you end up peeing in/around her vagina and/or mouth.

I went camping last night with my girlfriend and ended up pulling a Dan Butler. There was 3 inches of piss in our tent!

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.