Random
Source Code
Random
That âtextâ you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
âWow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.â
An ejaculation that squirts out at great force, upwards in droplets, thus resembling a beautiful roman candle firework. Often known to leave visible damage to walls and headboards.
"Holy shit Jeff, that was one heck of a spunky firework".
Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
The act of taking a golf shot that doesnât feel good, but you know is safe.
âGo on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairwayâ
âA what shot?!â
âA condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know itâs safeâ
Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.
"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"
"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."