nice boat

1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.

2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.

1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?

2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.

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