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Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.
John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: Itâs Axe Wound UK! Theyâve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!
The Dudsbury Devot is a sexual manoeuvre often achieved in hotel rooms on a golfing trip. The man who founded this manoeuvre is Jamie, where his partner Cuckoise was bent over in doggy style position. Jamie took his 9 iron and got so steep on Cuckoiseâs arse that she fired her dirty ronnie all over the hotel room, covering the club face in shite. That right there is the Dudsbury divet.
Hotel Maid: Oh my god! What is all that ronnie doing up the walls and on the ceiling? And why is there a Callaway Apex MB 9 iron covered in shit?
Coworker: Itâs a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friendsâ, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.
Jamie: Iâve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so Iâll pull out 7 iron here mate.