Cunted

When a cunt gets outcunted and suffers the consequences of acting the cunt.

"Jim, the cunt, keyed the neighbours car but got savaged by their guard dog! He got cunted!"

Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.

I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.