JAWD

Just Another Work Day

Joe: How's your day going?
Meryl: It's okay, it's JAWD.
Joe: Oh, how boring.
Meryl: At least I have a job, Joe.

Panty Charmer

"Panty" (pronounced pan-tee) refers to a woman's underwear. A Panty Charmer is a person who flirts with, and gets along well with women, regardless of whether or not their aim is to get into their panties.

This term is similar to lady-killer, but it is less insidious.

Mike: "Nice panties Jill"
Jill: "You're clearly *not* a panty charmer, Mike"
Jill: *discretely reports Mike to HR*

Clickline

A portmanteau of "Click-bait Headline".

A website news article headline that has been designed to elicit excitement, but can often lead to bitter disappointment. Much like my sex life.

Josh: What the heck is a Clickline?
Georgia: A click-bait headline, obviously.

WFTW

Working For The Weekend - working during weekdays to live and enjoy life on the weekend, rather than solely spending your time slaving away at work.

Bob: WFTW mate, that's the only way to live
Gus: 'Ere 'ere mate, TGIF
*beers clinking*