egoseismic

A word invented by youtubers Rhett&Link. An egoseismic person is someone who beleives that they are the cause of seismic activity (e.g. earthquakes) happening or not happening in the region they are in.

Rob: Tim says that the reasons there haven't been any earthquakes in California since he moved there was because of him!
John: Wow! Tim's so egoseismic!