The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.
Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
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A wiffle ball batt used to beat hung over friends in the stomach and sometimes ball sack until they puke everywhere.
Nick gave Levi the boot batt this morning, he booted everywhere.
A highly ghetto phrase used to ask for borrowing money from your friends. Most commonly $10 for a hit of heroin or crack. Often used in the HBO series, "The Wire."
Yo Boogey, lemme' hold 10 nigga.
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A motorcycle helmet. Specifically the kind that just covers the top of your head. They are mostly sported by riders on top of a American brand motorcycle, chiefly, Harley Davidson.
Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!
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A synonym for ghetto booty. When a lady has an ass large and protruding enough to stand up the entire framed family picture album on.
Yo dat bitch Rita got a huge dump ass.
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One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.
Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.
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Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency
Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.