A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.
I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.
July 23 is National eat your friend out day
Mark: Hey, itâs July 23 so itâs national eat your friend out day, lay down and relax a bit ;)
Lyndsey: Fuck yes, please
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