Blow King

The birthday boy who not only blows out the candle but blows all the guys at the party is the blow king

I went to a birthday party and was quite surprised when it was not just the candles being blown out but also all the guys at the party being blown. The person who came up from under the table was crowned the blow king

Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver