emmit

named after Emmitt Kelly-the sad clown. When someone does something so nice for you or for another, that it makes you kind of wanna throw up.

person 1: "Oh my god, my blind grandma sewed me a sweater in my college colors and called to ask if I wore it to the homecoming game."

person 2: "oh wow, what an emmitt".

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Willow

Treasure this beautiful, unique, kind girl. You should NEVER let her go. Willow has a smile to light up a darkened room. If you are lucky enough to make her truly smile you will see her precious dimples. She has long cascading blonde hair and large dark brown eyes that can look into your soul. How her musical laugh permeates the chapel (our secret hangout) makes every bad thing that has happened to me wash away. She is the smartest girl I know but she is always pushing herself to be better. Sometimes I wonder if I deserve to have this amazing creature as my friend... She is the reason I make it through every day at a Catholic school............................I love you Willow

everyone: "Are you friends with Willow?"

me: "Yes"

everyone: "She is soooo awesome"

me: "I know"

Cue weird random example sentence ;P

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granorexia

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".

"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"

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