Bamboon

dirrived from Baboon by the infamous Archie Bunker

What the hell have I got here? - A tree with two bamboons swingin' out of it?

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Sea King

Native to the maritime provinces of Canada, this helicopter is known frig up in every way possible

The sea king fell from the sky like a rock

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Glade

Plug it in
plug it in

glade plug-ins have been known to cause house fires

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Tos

Just click Agree, nevermind the TOS

i violate it

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Wood

comes from trees

purdyful trees

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genitals

a funny word for cock and balls

my genitals swing freely

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Watch Stink

the nasty smell you get after wearing your watch for a few days straight and sweating like a bastard under it

I took off my watch and my arm stunk like cheese

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