Chounese

adj. An ethnically Chinese person who has no interest or personality separate from the ruling Communist Party of China.

Chounese are typified by having:

the arrogance to speak on behalf of all Chinese people.
the temerity to call anyone who criticizes the CCP racist.
no ability to use, or understand individualist thinking.
terminal levels of cognitive dissonance.

Chounese range from ordinary citizens who honestly believe what they say, Wumao deliberately spreading false propaganda and second-generation foreign nationals who have never been to China but thinks Communism sounds cool.

Dude, if you call it the Chinese coronavirus right now, you're gonna get swarmed by Chounese.

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Wadjela Grub

A rotund, soft, white, defenseless Australian who sides with any non-white side of an issue by default on social media but has nothing to do with non-white communities beyond putting 'stolen Noongar land' as their Twitter location. They are bloated, pompous, ignorant, and like the grubs they're named after, likely to end up on the menu in mainland China.

A portmanteau of the Noongar aboriginal word for white person 'Wadjela' and bush food staple the 'witchetty grub', which is a large, fatty, white moth larvae, high in protein.

"ABC's 'the Drum' perfectly highlights the racism aboriginal youth face on a day-to-day basis by this conservative government. I am ashamed."
"Oh look, I dug up a Wadjela grub!"

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