Oxford Academy

Located in Cypress CA. bad school. you will regret going there when older. Too hard, the english department extremely sexist and usually girls get As while boys get B and Cs. Leave while you can if you are smart and become valedictorian at a normal school

Student a: Man Oxford Academy Sucks!
Student b: go to Whitney, 20x better, free dress, you can where sandals, easy teachers, guaranteed entry to UC Irvine.

*years later*

Student a: man im sooooo rich. i went to Harvard cuz i was the best student to ever graduate from my high school!
Student c: i stayed at Oxford, i looked normal since everyone there was a genius, screwed my life over.

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