bum foolery

A homosexual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park

James: "where's old Chris tonight?"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"

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Mincident

A nasty accident or incident that might especially happen to a mincer

This weekend wasn't without mincident, I put on a wash of all my whites and accidently left my red sarong in the machine - now everything's come out pink!