An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.
"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"
a gay ass abbrviation originating as a way to pronounce lol, later changed its meaning to "laughing a whole lot"
anyone who uses lawl should be shot
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"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"
Barbecue sauce with ketamine in it
"No Mr. Cosby I don't want to try your special BBQ sauce"
you know the girls think of 'em
mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.
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