Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.

That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.

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Niggernot

Afro Americans that call each other the ‘n’ word (Nigger), but complain loudly when White people do the same. They are niggers (to each other) but not niggers (to White people), hence the name, “Niggernot”. Niggernots will often cry, “That was uncalled for,” when a White dude uses the ‘n’ word.

Afro American 1: Wassup nigger?
Afro American 2: I’ll tell you wassup. That white dude called me a nigger!
Afro American 1: Nigga Pleez! now that was just plain uncalled for.
Afro American 2: Dat’s what I told him. I said, “Now that is just uncalled for!
Afro American 1: Sheeit, you pwned his white ass my nigger!
White Guy: Nigger, not nigger, nigger, not nigger. Make up your minds you niggernots!

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Niggernot

Afro Americans that call each other the ‘n’ word (Nigger), but complain loudly when White people do the same. They are niggers (to each other) but not niggers (to White people), hence the name, “Niggernot”. Niggernots will often cry, “That was uncalled for,” when a White dude uses the ‘n’ word.

Afro American 1: Wassup nigger?
Afro American 2: I’ll tell you wassup. That white dude called me a nigger!
Afro American 1: Nigga Pleez! now that was just plain uncalled for.
Afro American 2: Dat’s what I told him. I said, “Now that is just uncalled for!
Afro American 1: Sheeit, you pwned his white ass my nigger!
White Guy: Nigger, not nigger, nigger, not nigger. Make up your minds you niggernots!

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OP

Opening Post. The first post in a forum thread. Some define OP as 'original poster', but the posters I mix with say it means the opening post.

1) You havent answered the question in the OP.
2) When I read the OP I assumed this was a joke thread.

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