Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"

They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"

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romney

verb: (1) to fire someone with glee

(2) to be fired

(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)

Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"

(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"

(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!

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