caught freshman

When you finally buy a vape / get a cloud blown in your face

Seth caught freshman, I’m so disappointed in him.

schrodinger's idiot

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.

P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.

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