North Island

The cool, exciting New Zealand Island for young people, as opposed to the South Island for old, boring people

Wiremu: Bro, should we go to the South Island this summer?
Oliver: Nah, that place is for boring old people, and they have shit beaches
South Islander: We have good wine
Boring North Islander, very rare: Shut up Hawkes Bay wine is better
*South Islander cries*

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