wank paradox

Wanking whilst thinking about someone that's wanking whilst thinking about you wanking whilst...

Dude, I got stuck in a wank paradox with your dad last night

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Flangellated

Similar to flagellated, but means to be pussy-whipped

That boy does anything his Mrs wants, he’s totally flangellated

Flangellated

To be pussy whipped

He does anything for her, he’s completely Flangellated