Slut Pants

Slut pants are those plad PJ pants that people think are ok to wear in public. All it really means is the person wereing them is ready for sex. easy down easy up, perfect for quicky.

Dude1: dude you see that chick, shes totaly read for it just look at her slut pants they aleady have splouge marks on them.

Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks

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Zesty Tango

A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski

Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!

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Knucle slap

verd,noun
n, a type of hit in which you are hit in the face with the knucles of someones hand this hurts more then an average slap and somettimes more than a punch. v, the action of this

dude1: dude whats wrong with your jaw it looks like you were hit in the face with a lead pipe

dude2: that fucking cunt steve knucle slaped me